If laughter is not the way you want to go, but you prefer something more direct, there is always the prospect of doing some dirty talk. Whilst that can backfire and seem overly creepy, with several alarm bells going off, if you play it right, you might walk away with the girl.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fck outta me Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor Naughty / Freaky / Sexual Pick Up Lines Here are some dirty pick up lines for her that might tickle your fancy. My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately.
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